Nah, more like Bodysurfing Bully!
Bodysurfing is the shit!
Always been a big fan of body whomps since small kid time.
New Year's Day went up to the north shore to meet up with Brian Wyland and his lady friend.
Waves were pretty much typical wintery north shore waves, and by that I mean pretty frickin' big.
Ke'iki beach basically has one of the heaviest shorebreaks on the island, maybe the gnarliest.
I don't know though, Waimea is pretty ridiculous when big but it doesn't break as close to the sand as Ke'ikis and even Sandy's can get super hairy but when Ke'ikis is thumping on a big north swell it is fucking mental.
Anyway, it was doable there and fun for the most part but some of the sets that rolled in were downright devastating and got ducked under with the quickness.
The idea was to wait for the ones that weren't frightening and then jump on those.
Me and B-Dubs got more than our share and also managed to not die.
It was a great day!
Sooooooo...what do you think, little buddy?
It's throwing, we go!
Unknown dude about to get pitted.
One of the non-terrifying ones, I'm all up in this bitch!
Brian jumped on the express elevator to the lobby and received a thorough thumping upon arrival.
Wardrobe malfunctions go down all the time, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled because it will happen.
Brian did a few Aquaman calls and summoned this monster to breach a few hundred yards offshore, because everybody know when a Wyland speaks, whales listen.
Peace out, literally.
Time to go to the north shore park for a little warm-down roll around.