Let's Go Fishing With the New Deal Team

If this was 1995 Rene Matthyssen and Rob Carlyon would have killed their next ad on some serious Hawaiian lifestyle hammer shit with this 300 pound marlin that they bagged on the west side of Oahu yesterday.


Captain Cuzzo used the power of many a Coors Light to fight the good fight with this formidable ocean beast.


After he and Rene had double-teamed this massive marlin for nearly an hour, (no beasto) Rob finally administered the death blow in the form of a crucifix neck crank submission hold.

Not bad for a couple of Salt Lake skate rats, and I do believe Hari Kojima definitely would approve.

Congratulations again on reeling this monster in, also huge mahalo to Rene and Rob for sharing the wealth, and big up to my wife for using it to hook this up:

I must say, DA BUGGAH IS ONO.